Lettuce Jokes

They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. They keep shouting lettuce leaf.

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Lettuce jokes. Who will win in a race lettuce a faucet or ketchup. And of course you can always find more lols at our jokes hub. Head of Lettuce Joke.

Lettuce has no flavour. What did Bacon say to Tomato. Package of bacon As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out a drunk standing behind her was watching.

What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce. A man goes to the doctor and says Doctor I think I have a head of lettuce coming out of my bottom. Lettuce in and youll find out.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts to provide social media features and to analyse web traffic. This lettuce is so fresh it has an aunty and uncle in Bel-Air. What did the lettuce say to the celery.

Thats an issue that really needs addressing. 4I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers. A man goes to the doctor and says Doctor I think I have a head of lettuce coming out of my bottom.

Share these salad jokes. What do you call a list of iceberg puns. Dear Husband You wouldnt believe.

5I had this awful dream last night I was making a salad. A butterhead and an iceberg lettuce. After a brief examination the doctor says to the patient.

Hes been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce. We hope you will find these romaine kale puns funny enough to. One More Joke For You.

The uninjured head of lettuce called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. 7When he saw the salad dressing it made the tomato blush. Corny on the cobb.

There are some romaine lettuce jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Can of coffee a 1 lb. Lettuce in and youll find outThank you to Michael for sending us this joke.

The injured head of lettuce was taken to emergency. It looks like heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad. Thats a turnip for the books.

What happened some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the entire back garden The prisoner wrote another letter back. Doctor A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. Wife now is the best time to plant the lettuce 5.

Doctor theres a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. The doctors says okay let me have a look. 42 Best Lettuce Puns Romaine Lettuce Puns.

Leafy Green Pick-Up Line. The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. A half-gallon of 2 milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb.

I hid all the money A week or so later he received another letter from. It saw the salad dressing. And yes I laughed at my own joke.

Lettuce in were cold. That rabbis gone crazy. These silly puns about romaine lettuce will bowl you over cos theyre just that funny.

Peter Parsnip beat Rudi Radish in a thumb war Grandpa Swede. I was tossing all night. Without missing a beat I turned to my MIL and said Hey look tossed salad.

The lettuce would be a head the faucet will still be running and the ketchup will try to ketc-hup. 2I had a salad joke but I tossed it. If Cabbage can go rotten it will.

Carla Carrot and Grandpa Swede are having a chat. A woman grabbed a bag of lettuce at the top of the case just above her head fumbled and somehow managed to knock it with the back of her hand sending it flying into another case and onto the floor. Subscript to Mailing list.

He said he needed a ranch hand. Lettuce jokes puns lettuce salad puns lettuce word puns lettuce wrap puns lettuce birthday puns lettuce related puns romaine lettuce puns iceberg lettuce puns. And thats just the tip of the iceberg.

One More Joke For You. That looks nasty says the doctor. One day two heads of lettuce who were best friends were walking together down the street.

6This joke is like that time I slipped into a salad. A drunken man walks into a biker bar. Because it was undressed.

If you liked these lettuce based puns weve got even more food fun with our funny food jokes. Why arent bananas ever lonelybecause they hangout in bunches. Romaine Jokes A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected.

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Lettuce Jokes For Kids. Why did the lettuce go red. Weve also got fruit jokes ice cream jokes and more.

Why was the veggie salad in a vulnerable position. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline.

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